Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The
Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegala to
putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort
unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs
agent. "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you
are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over,
I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy
witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
